Wednesday, November 15, 2006

is gay the new black???

sooo yessaday was "gay pride" (where is straight pride?? but thats another post) and i my initial reactions 2 this new trend were correct.. its a trend. a rainbow belt, a lesbian, doesnt make. now i fully understand that there r people out there who r as gay as... gay can be. but ummmm last night illustrated a glaring point 2 me.
GAY MUST BE THE NEW BLACK... like lets be clear... any trait that is detrimental 2 human propagation CANNOT be as prevelant as everybody wants 2 believe. (that is if u r 1 of the so called enlightened ones who believe evoloution is a slam dunk...) there is no way half the people along tha a train line can be gay. if so... the human race is doomed 2 extinction.
a rainbow beret in ur hair doesnt make u gay either. please. stop w/ the gay accessories. people u and i both know u had that belt in a lil black bag when u left ur house... and put it on only AFTER the bus or train came 2 make sure u were safely away from ur momz...
editors note: you cant claim gay... if ur breath still wreaks of the sent of the opposites genitals.
"while i cant understand the whole gay male thing... i cant even think of a reason why...
the gay gurl thing... from my "careful observation" (just me payin attention 2 thie things they do and say...) of alot of the gurls i know who dont think tarter sauce is the best fish condiment...
i think yall r either angry or lazy... angry... cuz some dude did u wrong... complain if u will but i know alotta chick who fall under this banner. u do 2. hell the dykeiest chick i know is 1 of these.
azy... how u may ask. we all know the way 2 a gurls heart is er clit. and aotta nyggaz front on likkin tha box. and by sheer definition, lesbians do stuff like that... (even though i got into a zany discussion about being gay isnt about sexual preference... the dont cal it homo"cabdriver"ual, or homo"videogamer"ual... its a desigination derived from sex. point blank. hell imma be a homo"typo"ual... cuz Lord knows i cant type.) maybe if more dudes acted right, and stopped frontin as well... gurls wouldnt be doin tha damn thing... i think kanye put it best (unreleased kanye alert... hot song... go download it while ur at it... )
"It must be more good women than men percentage wise, so a chance of
havin a husband just minimize, that's y a lotta girls claim they aint
inta guys, and mess with other girls part time 2 improvise"
well sed kanye... well sed...
well imm gonow... but i will offer this... the same thing i think of black people i think of gay people. the way 2 acceptance is not seperation. if u wanna be viewed as average, normal, and just like everybody else... u have 2 behave as such. BET has set black people back God only knows how far... the pix i saw of the parade cant be furthering a cause of normalcy. (is that even a word?) if u wanna have the mainstream looka u as mainstream... u haffa be... u guess it kiddies... mainstream. black people stop embracing idiots like fiddy... gay people... i dunno who i can use... and nah be a dikk.. but just make sure the face of gay people isnt a loony tune... get some really normal dudes and chix 2 be the face of yall... and put the flags away... u dun c straight people w/ a straight flag...
imma make 1 tho... just black and white horizontal stripes... black and white yall...
i know some of yall may disagree w/ what i'm sayin... but hey, what fun is life if a few feathers dun get ruffled....
get @ me!!!

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